As expected, this league day was a little slow. Riley is still feeling like poops and loads of people had holiday stuff to get done. The Sons of Northern Darkness, Greenskin Packers, Team Mummy Smash, and Darkness rising battled it out on the pitch!
Sons of Northern Darkness vs Bad News Beards - Sons 3-0
Bad News Beards vs Team Mummy Smash - Mummy Smash 5(!)-0
Darkness Rising vs Greenskin Packers - Darkness rising 5(!)-0
Sons of Northern Darkness vs Darkness Rising - 2-1
The new offensive coach for the Sons of Northern Darkness truly transformed the team. Snik-Rikk Wurmdongle joined the team after being fired from the Sewer Chewers for forsaking the Horned Rat in favor of the Chaos Gods. While the team has certainly progressed in its ball handling skills and touchdowns per game have gone up, the change hasn't gone over well with everyone. In a blow out against the Greenskin Packers, the team did not injure a single player. Hellhammer, the team's leading defender/murderer was disgusted, warning of consequences if the team continued to play like Elves. The following game, the Bad News Beards ended the match with 6 of the Sons knocked out or injured. Despite the solid victory, this insult was too much for Hellhammer. He raged in the locker room, attacking support staff and team mate alike. Finally, he burst onto the field during a post-game interview with the Necromancer's Broadcasting Circle. Snik-Rikk was brutally charged by the frothing marauder, who subsequently crushed the rat-man's skull with his helmet. Blinded by rage, it took powerful restraint magic and eventually the full weight of Vragsinn sitting on his chest to end his rampage. Khorne witnessed the carnage from his crimson throne and was pleased. He gifted Hellhammer with a chitinous maw in place of his arm, ensuring his next bloodthirsty rampage would not be ended so easily.
May your holiday dice roll nothing but POWs!
