My army isn't even built yet, but...

[Ian Mulligan]

All I want to do is talk trash.


Riley, your skaven army is pathetic. Outnumber + Fear = PLAYING YOU WILL BE A JOKE.

Steve D., your Empire are even more fictitious than my Vampire Counts! I WIN BY DEFAULT

Rich, how can I be afraid of dudes who are so fat they can't find any shirts?


I dont know what army anyone else plays or fake-plays, but consider yourself trashtalked, too.

[Lykosan]

Just more bones for my hordes to gnaw on

[the_trooper]

I'll put those bones in my hall!



Once I beat up the rats and take them from them... and maybe the rat bones too!

[the_trooper]

Oh no... I can feel it.  Yeah, it's my uncontrollable urge to buy GW products and now it is focused on fatmen with not enough clothes instead of fatmen with too much armor!

3000 points of Ironguts coming soon....

[Ian Mulligan]

Clearly, you both have been devouring Mad Caps.

First of all, Skaven are terrible and Riley can't even read.

Second, it sounds like Rich is looking for a fetish site, not a new army.

[the_trooper]

I'm going to mod all my Ogres to lactate.  I will win every.single.game.

I mean, you can't beat a team of lactating Ogres.

[Ian Mulligan]

You have dethroned the previous #1 Creepy Guy At Battleground, Rich. Congratulations.

[the_trooper]

You don't want to hear my plans of a Slaanesh lord. 

[Lykosan]

Sadly I have heard his plans for a Slaanesh Lord and it is rather disturbing. And Ian I don't think you'll be outnumbering my Horde O' Rats.

[the_trooper]

So, bare chested monsters aside, how little of the VC army is constructed?

[Ian Mulligan]

How many dispell dice do you have, jackass? Like I start with all my skeletons on the table...

[Ian Mulligan]

So, bare chested monsters aside, how little of the VC army is constructed?

I have a vampire countess, a necromancer, 3 black knights, and 20 skeletons assembled. I expect to have the vast majority of the army (save for maybe a corpse cart or two) assembled by the weekend.

In addition, all opponents should fully expect a tragic rendition of Venom's Countess Bathory as I deploy my army every single game.

[Rob S]

I feel that brother generals of the Dawi-Zarr, no matter whom they general now, can have a fair truce to not trash talk.  After all, it's only you playing a less important army than the wonderful Chaos Dwarfs.

[the_trooper]

If Elizabeth Bathory is a choice in a VC army and not what you are calling your general, I really really might have to switch armies.

[Ian Mulligan]

I feel that brother generals of the Dawi-Zarr, no matter whom they general now, can have a fair truce to not trash talk.  After all, it's only you playing a less important army than the wonderful Chaos Dwarfs.

QFT.

I still have a bunch of prototypes around, including a kick ass deathrocket and earthshaker cannon. Someday, I will return to Zhar Naggrund.