Close it!? I LOVE THIS THREAD!
I also love that part in the movie Unforgiven when Gene Hackman says to Clint Eastwood, "Well you sir, are a cowardly SOB. You just shot an unarmed man!"
And then Clint Eastwood replies, "Well he shoulda' armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."
Oh, and I like trampolines.