Sooo... this Friday, do we have to worry about any weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, hostage situations, fake kidnappings, outbreaks of plague, mafia shakedowns, demonic invasions, random anal probings (alien or self-administered), emergency amputation of dice-throwing appendages (minimum 2), incontinence drug study where you were given the placebo, Hollywood walk of fame ceremony (self or other), Bollywood walk of fame ceremony (self only), tax audits, time-travel paradoxes or car trouble?
