Okay, the forces of Order.. really? That's really not quite accurate. After all we represent the Imperium of Man, that is billions of worlds that the forces of Chaos, Dark Eldar, orks, Necrons, Tyranids, Tau, and Eldar would all love to get their greasy mits on.
However, that said, the Tau and Eldar would much rather work against you than with you so they fight on our side. So check it out billions of planets, a multitude of languages and attitudes to select from and then we add the weird dudes. And still you persist in calling this the side of Order. We're more like a theocratic democracy, with side kicks. Our communist allies will be with us until the end of their enemies and we'll be back at our hobby, infighting and ruining each others petty schemes.
So for future reference, we're the good guys. That means we're better looking, have cool guns and enjoy the simpler things in life.
Cheers,
Alan
Imperial Guard