Alright, this is happening. I'm taking tomorrow off from work, and I'm gonna hang out at BG all day painting my new shmexy Wraithknight (hey Chase, you guys have any Wraithknights?) so that it can maybe be kinda done by gametime.
Tales of your courage will be sung to children for generations.
Bravely bold Sir Brad
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Brad.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Brad.
...
...
Brave Sir Brad ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Brad turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Brad!
("I never!")