I hope to be there this week. 1250 list.
As my 666th post this needs to be commemorated with something silly.
So a Tau, an Ork, and a Necron walk into an Imperial Bar.
They get a table, and the Tau's buying the first round, so he asks what they want to drink. After some shrugs and general indifference, the Necron says, "Three beers would be good."
The Tau heads over to the bartender, and a moment later returns with four foaming mugs of beer. The Ork raises an eyebrow at him, but the Tau responds, "Three's only good; four, the greater good."