A rarity, but I will not be at Thursday 40k this week. Doctor's orders. Between the feminine wiles of her and her medical assistant, I agreed to rest. Then I found out I wasn't resting with either of them, so not quite what I was thinking.
So if you're reading this, for a night do what I've done for you. If you see some awkward person standing there, just say hello and ask how many points they want to play. It's really that easy. (Oh no, my secrets!) Oh, and give something away, and teach someone how to play an edition you don't understand at all, while answering questions about said edition to up to three people at once. Also, help Matt set up extra tables if needed, ask Sam rules questions just to see him irritated and make fun of Pat's hat.
