Alright gang, tomorrow there are going to be a bunch of lame-o losers who think they can come to our store and drag their sorry selves to victory, because they couldn't get the job done today. To those players I say, "You stunk yesterday and you will stink today. Of everyone I'm going to table today, I'm going to table your loser butts last. This is our house! Here's a box of tissues, for when you cry! And remember when I said I would table you last?!... I lied. *table*"
That's my motivational speech. I think it's the best motivational speech ever written. Tomorrow, based on that speech alone, everyone should go out and win. Go team!