Best Game Quotes

[Matt Thomas]

Post some of your favorite game quotes scenes.

From last nights game:
Upon meeting another PC in a tavern for the first time:
Brother Tom: So... are you a spellcaster or a rogueish type?
Other PC (elf): Are you retarded?
Brother Tom: Well you seem dexterous and elves are known for being adept at magic and arrogant
Other PC: I will take that as an affirmative.


From an Iron Kingdoms game:
Dwarf: we should go see my people they could help us (repeatedly)
Eventually the Dwarf gets everyone to follow along (at 7-8pm) to where the stone working shops are... which are closed
Dwarf: Oh. Um... I guess we should just go back.

[Lykosan]

it was spellcaster or rogueish type, he didn't even say wizard

[Matt Thomas]

Fixed. Though I thought he said wizard in the game because I thought Cookie started the wizard issue saying they needed a wizard and a roguish type.

-- on edit --
Either way it's the best game quote ever. Forget your character...I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[Imp]

from the lips of my charrie after one party membered died and the necromancer was coming for the rest of us

"Dont worry i have a plan,  I will survive at the cost of all of your lives"

5 dead party members later this charater started his new life being plane shifted to the realms.

[Battleground]

5 dead party members later this charater started his new life being plane shifted to the realms.

Being planeshifted to the Forgotten Realms is a fate worse than death.

[Imp]

no it's great.. the Realms Are like Alaska!

i shifted to the realms and was given 300 GP and 2 magic items

[Matt Thomas]

These are paraphrased due to the passage of time.

GM: You come over the crest of a hill and see the town in the valley bellow. Thousands of Trollocs surround it and are just beginning to swarm over the desperate townsfolk's makeshift defense lines.
Samantha (PC Character): I charge the Trollocks
GM & all other players: You WHAT!
Sam's Player: I charge the Trollocks... what should I roll?
Other players: Just for the record I am NOT charging, Me too, I am looking for a place to hide, Are you going with her?, Fuck no! are you?, etc., etc.


PC1: Falls unconsious from wounds
Other PCs: Loot body
PC2: PC1s backpack with bear shit
NPC after reviving PC1: Why do you carry around manure?

[Lykosan]

You forgot this part about that Matt, I'm gonna use his inconscious body as a weapon and bludgeon the other 2 guys we are fighting. That was funny
Or this one too:
PC1 and PC2 - We loot his PC3's unconscious body.
DM - Ok you find nothing on him.
PC3 - No I had stuff on me.
DM - That was before PC4 looted you while you were conscious.
.....charge me for a wagon ride will you.

[Matt Thomas]

Yeah those were great.

PC1: Can I tell if PC2 is alive
GM: All you know is he fell down bleeding
PC1: I use PC2's body bludgeon the bear

[Matt Thomas]

From a Cyberpunk Game.

On an urban combat course:
GM: The mannequin in the bathroom stall is holding a playgirl magazine.
...Some stuff happens...
Player: I take the playgirl on my way out.

[Thomas callahan]

Post some of your favorite game quotes scenes.

From last nights game:
Upon meeting another PC in a tavern for the first time:
Brother Tom: So... are you a spellcaster or a rogueish type?
Other PC (elf): Are you retarded?
Brother Tom: Well you seem dexterous and elves are known for being adept at magic and arrogant
Other PC: I will take that as an affirmative.


From an Iron Kingdoms game:
Dwarf: we should go see my people they could help us (repeatedly)
Eventually the Dwarf gets everyone to follow along (at 7-8pm) to where the stone working shops are... which are closed
Dwarf: Oh. Um... I guess we should just go back.

you forgot the part where i say wizards are usauly arrongant, and evel wizards are extremly arrogant ^^

[Matt Thomas]

You said elves were arrogant and I included that.

[Thomas callahan]

yes and if there wizard type evles, there more arragont then normal elves ^.^