Blood Angels 1500 List OF DOOM

[Loranus]

1500 points
HQ:
Astorath the Grim 220 Points
Troops:
6 Death company all with Power Swords and Jump Packs 300 Points
5 Death company all with Power Swords and Jump Packs 250 points

Heavy Support:
Stormraven Gunship Twin-linked Multi-melta Twin-linked Assault Cannon Searchlight 201 Points
Predator with Autocannon and Heavy Bolter Sponsons Searchlight 101 points
Predator with Autocannon and Lascannon  Sponsons Searchlight 136 points

Fast Attack:
Baal Predator Twin-Linked Assault Cannon Heavy Bolter Sponsons Searchlight 146 Points
Baal Predator Twin-Linked Assault Cannon Heavy Bolter Sponsons Searchlight 146 Points


Deployment You attach Astorath to the 5 man Death Company and keep both Death Companies in reserve with the Stormraven.

Deploy your Predators and Baal Predators on the Table and Make sure to use the Scout Moves on your Baal Predators.
This is Half you army while your other half is in Reserve they will hopefully come in turn 2.

Turn 1 kill things with your predators.
Turn 2 Roll all your reserves like a boss. Cheat if you have too. Deploy them in safe locations so next turn you can assault with all of them. Storm Raven will come on and Kill more Crap with your Predators.
Turn 3 Shoot More Crap with your Predators and Gunship Assault your Death Companies in and watch them rip apart everyone since you will have 30 Attacks at Str 5 AP 3 WS 5.
Remaining Turns Rinse and Repeat until you Table your opponent cause Holding Objectives is for Wimps.

[The_Chef]

Turn 2 Roll all your reserves like a boss.Cheat if you have too. Deploy them in safe locations so next turn you can assault with all of them. Storm Raven will come on and Kill more Crap with your Predators.

I hope everyone you might play in a tournament remembers this.

Edit: I said something much like this and it caused a HUGE issue with the warmachine crowd way back when. Its best to not even joke about sh--tuff  like cheating.

[Thomas callahan]

1500 points
HQ:
Astorath the Grim 220 Points
Troops:
6 Death company all with Power Swords and Jump Packs 300 Points
5 Death company all with Power Swords and Jump Packs 250 points

Heavy Support:
Stormraven Gunship Twin-linked Multi-melta Twin-linked Assault Cannon Searchlight 201 Points
Predator with Autocannon and Heavy Bolter Sponsons Searchlight 101 points
Predator with Autocannon and Lascannon  Sponsons Searchlight 136 points

Fast Attack:
Baal Predator Twin-Linked Assault Cannon Heavy Bolter Sponsons Searchlight 146 Points
Baal Predator Twin-Linked Assault Cannon Heavy Bolter Sponsons Searchlight 146 Points


Deployment You attach Astorath to the 5 man Death Company and keep both Death Companies in reserve with the Stormraven.

Deploy your Predators and Baal Predators on the Table and Make sure to use the Scout Moves on your Baal Predators.
This is Half you army while your other half is in Reserve they will hopefully come in turn 2.

Turn 1 kill things with your predators.
Turn 2 Roll all your reserves like a boss. Cheat if you have too. Deploy them in safe locations so next turn you can assault with all of them. Storm Raven will come on and Kill more Crap with your Predators.
Turn 3 Shoot More Crap with your Predators and Gunship Assault your Death Companies in and watch them rip apart everyone since you will have 30 Attacks at Str 5 AP 3 WS 5.
Remaining Turns Rinse and Repeat until you Table your opponent cause Holding Objectives is for Wimps.

Turn 1. Kill up to half the predators with SM bikers melta guns and Land speeder with MM and typhoon missles.(Land speeder always out of LOS till ready to fire)
Turn 2. Ignore gun ship, finish off remaining predators with bikes and stay away from death compay
Turn 3. Finish off weaker death company with melta/plasma guns from bikers and TW rapid fire bolters
Turn 4. Point on tanks are now glass cannons and die to easly to make any difference in 6ed

[PhoenixFire]

Turn 2 Roll all your reserves like a boss. Cheat if you have too. Deploy them in safe locations so next turn you can assault with all of them. Storm Raven will come on and Kill more Crap with your Predators.

wtf man, like The Chef said don't even joke about stuff like that

[Benjamin]

Well, one problem is that you don't have any scoring Troops. This isn't a problem if you have enough to table your opponent, but here I don't think you have enough to table your opponent.

[Loranus]

This list is basically the opposite of anything you want to do in 6th edition and I know that.

Turn 2 Roll all your reserves like a boss.Cheat if you have too. Deploy them in safe locations so next turn you can assault with all of them. Storm Raven will come on and Kill more Crap with your Predators.

I hope everyone you might play in a tournament remembers this.

Edit: I said something much like this and it caused a HUGE issue with the warmachine crowd way back when. Its best to not even joke about sh--tuff  like cheating.

Looking at how bad the list is from any perspective in 6th edition you would need to cheat to do well with it. We joked a lot about cheating and noone takes the jokes seriously at least with some of the 40k people I know.

Turn 1. Kill up to half the predators with SM bikers melta guns and Land speeder with MM and typhoon missles.(Land speeder always out of LOS till ready to fire)
Turn 2. Ignore gun ship, finish off remaining predators with bikes and stay away from death compay
Turn 3. Finish off weaker death company with melta/plasma guns from bikers and TW rapid fire bolters
Turn 4. Point on tanks are now glass cannons and die to easly to make any difference in 6ed

I love Bikes your Speaking my Language . Issue being are you running them as Troops or as Fast Attack?

I'm not really going to argue over this list it got posted while I was drinking and more of a Humour list for Tharcil to see as He was having trouble converting to 6th. So I posted up a really bad list for him to basically know what not to do.

[Thomas callahan]

of course as troops  only way to fit 3 solo units of land speeders as my fast attacks