Hahah! That's perfect. Crazy how right on this is.
I guess the only difference is that I am totally cool with purple dice that sparkle and have flecks of whatever in them. I don't knock anyone for wanting them.
I do dislike looking like a moron week after week when someone requests something and not being able to deliver. And it's especially gimp when they DO show up (after 2 months) and look nothing like how they were supposed to. /facepalm