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Grimwulfe

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Quote of the Day
« on: August 20, 2013, 10:35:04 AM »
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Whats your quote of the day?
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2013, 03:09:59 PM »
"Blood for the blood god
Skulls for the Skull throne
Corn for the Khorne Flakes"
-Chaos Space Marine Khorne Bezerker
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2013, 06:36:43 PM »
"So the Emperor, a Yella' boy, and a Necron Lord walk into a bar.
so the Yella' boy orders a reasonable amount three gallons of Mead, the Necron Lord orders oil, and the Emperor orders water and all of them decided to split an order of fries. So later on, after drinking, the Emperor goes to the bathroom. when the waiter comes with the fries, he asks where the Emperor went, in which the Necron replies 'it seems like he is always on the Throne'..." -BLAM- 
                          -The Last words of Private Eddison of the Cadian 501. he met a swift end from an even
                            funnier joke told from the barrel of a Commissar's bolt-pistol.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2013, 08:55:23 PM »
"When god gives you lemons, you BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 09:47:57 AM »
My current favorite, that has nothing to do with gaming is

"When life gives you lemons, buy Vodka."
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 11:12:01 AM »
When life gives you lemofhfhhfhfhffhsjgghgKKKRRRHGGHGHGHGHGHGARRGGH!
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2013, 05:01:18 PM »
Never Pee on an electric fence!
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