Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)

[Mike]

This was on /film.  Def must see it is a riot.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/01/15/star-wars-retold-by-someone-who-hasnt-seen-it/#more-18783

[Battleground]

That sounds like how Chase would describe it.

Only, he'd be like, "I don't know dude... I fell asleep when they were like walking through a boring desert. I mean c'mon - they spend like a half an hour walking around in the desert."

[Chase]

She did a great job.  I have no idea what happens in which movie.  There's no way I could have done such a good job.

Derek is spot on though; my rendition would start off exactly the way he described.

[Jonathan]

That sounds like how Chase would describe it.

Only, he'd be like, "I don't know dude... I fell asleep when they were like walking through a boring desert. I mean c'mon - they spend like a half an hour walking around in the desert."

Are you sure you're not thinking of Lord of the Rings?  I mean seriously...they walk so much.  Here's a tree, a blade of grass, a leaf, look there's a pebble...oh wow there goes one movie time for another...look at the emptiness perforated with grass, a snow capped mountain, more grass, a bit of lava...now the last film....seriously.