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Miniature Games => Warmachine / Hordes => Topic started by: Ian Mulligan on July 21, 2010, 10:38:48 AM

Title: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Ian Mulligan on July 21, 2010, 10:38:48 AM: The only people who play hordes are furries. Real mean throw down with buzzsaws and mechanika. I beat you when your beasts clearly outclassed our next-to-worthless 'jacks. Anyone have the testicular fortitude to get a game in now that we're on equal footing or will you continue to hide behind the "Oh, I'm waiting for the MK2 rulebook" and "I can't find my cards" bullshit?

Additionally, you are all bitches and smell like trash. Your hair looks terrible today.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Lykosan on July 21, 2010, 12:01:55 PM: I believe a certain Hordes player is the only one to hand you your only complete wipeout loss. I have my MkII Cards so as long as you have the rulebook I can play since the only rule that differs is Fury vs Focus and the Fury mechanic stayed the same. So I can have my Teeth on Legs have a nice breakfast meal on Saturday before our D&D Game if you care to have a few extra mouths to feed.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Grimwulfe on July 21, 2010, 12:17:15 PM: Im so hurt by this I can no longer play this game...
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: skavengear on July 21, 2010, 09:07:50 PM: kegslayer will turn your pus-jacks into a mosh pit for molug to trample ;D
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Ian Mulligan on July 22, 2010, 12:23:38 AM: @Riley: it's on. I'll email you.

@Troy: stick to your kiddy games.

@Skaven: When are you free to have your dire troll jammed down your throat?
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: skavengear on July 22, 2010, 01:26:11 AM: molug wont fit down my throat :P
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Grimwulfe on July 22, 2010, 11:38:44 AM: Quote
@Troy: stick to your kiddy games.

Thats it! Wait I dont have an army yet... Damn the man and his parrot to. In time Everblight shall rise and cleanse the Kingdoms of these foul machines...

on a side note. Getting excited about this game cant wait to get into it.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Ian Mulligan on July 22, 2010, 12:04:20 PM: Quote from: Skavenknight on July 22, 2010, 01:26:11 AM
molug wont fit down my throat :P

Molug looks like a turd. When do you want to get together so I can increase the loses in your sig?
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: skavengear on July 22, 2010, 12:32:14 PM: ive been proxying the whole force, but if you dont care about that then im down saturday morning. the list is 20 points mk2
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Ian Mulligan on July 22, 2010, 12:43:18 PM: Oh. Man. Buy some trolls and then we'll talk.

Also, real men play 35 points.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Ian Mulligan on July 22, 2010, 08:58:04 PM: Didn't we have Circle players who used to play? Sick of losing, guys?
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Lykosan on July 23, 2010, 01:36:15 AM: I ate em all, the wooden ones crunched a lot.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: JaredB on July 23, 2010, 08:56:03 AM: I play circle and will be down for a game soon. I have to find my figs. they are still packed from when I moved
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: jesterofthedark on July 23, 2010, 08:17:32 PM: ahem I think last time my circle met your mercs I tossed you around like a hacky sack in a frat house.

sadly, I still lost when baldur peeked out of the forest to see how the team was doin.... :(
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: skavengear on July 24, 2010, 10:41:10 PM: sorry hordes players, i have defected and ordered a protectorate army ;D So does this mean i get to jam hordes models down peoples throats too now?
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Lykosan on July 25, 2010, 02:05:35 PM: MERC! MERC! How dare you call my Legion Mercs!
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Ian Mulligan on July 25, 2010, 02:16:04 PM: Crushed Legion and Mercenaries this weekend. Who's next?
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Grand Master Steve on July 25, 2010, 04:51:54 PM: If i could find where my horde stuff went ill play you. I bet ill get my ass kicked since its you :p. Ian you truely live up to your avitar sig.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: skavengear on July 25, 2010, 05:34:39 PM: hopefully if chase and derek got my pm, then my black guard of menoth challenges you!
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: Chase on July 26, 2010, 03:48:02 AM: I did, I just haven't done the 3 minutes worth of work involved to respond with something. That's what Monday morning is for!

Everything should be all set though. I'll email details tomorrow.
Title: Re: OH HAI HORDES PLAYERS
Post by: skavengear on July 26, 2010, 12:13:35 PM: thanks chase! now i can jam metal models down peoples throats :P

anyone up for a game or so to teach me, ive read the quickstart rules and played a couple proxy game with my battlegroup box, but havent played the full version yet, im playing menoth and i will have the battlegroup box, avatar of menoth, and castigator if that helps. can be ready the day after they arrive at bg :D